:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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