why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
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I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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