I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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