Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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