Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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