In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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