I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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