so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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