I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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