I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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