But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Randomize
