For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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