Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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