Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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