btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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