wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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