yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize