Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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