i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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