You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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