People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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