absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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