I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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