its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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