problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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