Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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