Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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