i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
