I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize