yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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