Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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