Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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