I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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