Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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