I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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