ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
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I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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