come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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