Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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