i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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