A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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