i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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