So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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