why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
When did we convert life to cartoon?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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