David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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