Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Can I color on your dick again?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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