I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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