I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
i believe in u and ur pee
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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