you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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