The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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