I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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