Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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