She said her name was "party"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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