i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
How external is "for external use only"?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize