in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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