508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im six kinds of drunk right now
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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