I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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