wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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