So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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