North Korea, Best Korea!
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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